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Dugarry: "Water with Greek spices"
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 Livingston Livi-Trainer Dugarry sorgt wieder für Aufsehen im Land der Highländer: Eine private Unterhaltung zwischen ihm und Vorstand Gordon McDougall wurde von dessen beiden Zwillings-Söhnen, die ein Kassettenaufnahmegerät zu ihrem 16. Geburtstag geschenkt bekommen haben, heimlich aus Spass aufgenommen und Tags darauf beim allwöchentlichen Baumhaus-Treffen vor den Ohren ihrer Freunde abgespielt. Einer unter ihnen, das materialistische Kapitalisten- und Kameraden-Schwein Ishouldnt Saythename, sah den monetären Wert dieser Aufzeichnung und verkaufte das Tape für 15 Pfund an den Livingston Daily, wo man es erst für Eva Mendes' Sex Tape hielt. Hier der O-Ton:
"Gordon, Scotland... you know... I don't know... I'm not already a Scot I think. [...] I mean, I still use to drink a slug of Ouzo every evening, every day... Of cause I'm ashamed of that..."
- McDougall groans aloud
"...And...Listen, I also still attend the weekly meetings of the anonymous, suppressed, illegal Bordeaux-Wine-Drinkers..."
- "...But what about all the drinking experiences and alcoholic training you walked through during the last season? What |
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about..."
"Yes, I know, I know... It was all simulated, public-oriented stuff, you know... I mean, neather the Tactical Nuclear Penguin nor the classical Ale nor the traditional scotch whiskey - all these spirituous monuments simply can't reach my horizon of taste. The Ale for example - to me it tastes like totally normal water with some kind of mould or something like that for the color and Greek spices in it..."
- "What the hell, Chris you fu***ng *******! You drunken Idiot, what bad kind of stuff you nipped of? You bloody ******!"
"Wait, my friend... Listen please... Cool down daddy... So - then take a look at the championship please and at the mentality of the other coaches... Look at their speeches, the way they threaten each other, the enimies they have, the..."
- "Bullshit, guy. Sticky, dirty bullshit! I donno what you're sick of but please clear your damn stomach down to the ground, sleep half a day and then come back, say that you're sorry about that all - and stop crying right now! God damn it, you are a man, Chris, aren't you?"
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"Don't answer back! Hook it."
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06.08.2010 15:31 -
Dugarry² -
Livingston FC
(0.3 TK)
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März 26 
