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Früher war wirklich ALLES besser (incl. Kiwitz)
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Enttäuscht legt San Bango seine Lektüre für den allmorgendlichen Stuhlgang zur Seite auf den Stapel, wo er hingehört, zum recycelten Klopapier. Aber irgendwie hat er ja damit gerechnet. Mit dem Weggang von Lobanowski verliert die DUS auch noch den letzten Grund, warum man sie als lesenswert einstufen sollte. Denn, wo verdammt nochmal ist der Kiwitz geblieben?
Traurig. Einfach nur traurig. Aber San Bango wäre nicht San Bango, wenn er so gutmütig wie er nun mal ist, die Sportinteressierten Australiens mit einem neuen Kiwitz (Achtung: Auf Englisch! Sorry, Coach) versorgt:
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from New Zealand," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from New Zealand too! |
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Let's have another round to New Zealand."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in New Zealand are you from?"
"Auckland," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Auckland too! Let's have another drink to Auckland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Joseph's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '05."
"This is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I went to Saint Joseph's and I graduated in '05, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?," he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The Raven twins are drunk again." |
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27.02.2011 00:07 -
San Bango -
Adelaide United
(0.3 TK)
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