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First we take Tashkent...
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Uzbeki news catch Bernd W., Direktar Sport of Lokomotiv Tashkent, on his way to Tashkent bar, where he will spend last ZAT of season with his friends Vodka, professor Igor, Mister tric-o-tronic, and with prostitutes Elvijra and Oksana.
Bernd says: “What shall I say? Lakamativ Tashkent will make last place in Prafessional Futbal Ligasi. We are baddest team of League. We are baddest team of Home-Table. We are baddest team of Away-Table. We score least goals. We have baddest goals-difference. And we are not even counted in list of |
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“Who is coolest Fox of the league?”
We have no new emblem and we have no pride. This is blackest day of my Copa-career.
But I say to my team: ‘We must be like Fenix-bird. We must stand up from ashes of this season and fuck up everybody. We will fuck up Traktor. And we will fuck up Pakhtator. And we will fuck up Dinamo, Qizilqum, and even Jizzax, which name sound like a sound of ejaculation cha cha cha…! Be prepared! Tonite, 19:01, new season will start for Lakamativ and
First we take Tashkent…” |
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09.12.2011 15:32 -
Bernd W. -
Lokomotiv Tashkent
(0.3 TK)
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März 26 
